Life: The 3 Deaths of InDesign

May InDesign be forever the bane of any student's life.
Even breathing the word "InDesign" can bring any student to the floor, sobbing quietly in the feotal position, in a pool of their own dribble.
This is from my experience anyway.

In reality, we just slowly simmer until the end of the seminar and then hold an 20 minute long discussion on how shit InDesign actually is, how it is putting us off existing, and should be destroyed.

So I dedicate this to you, students who hate InDesign CS5.
I have come up with my 3 main ways, in which it should be destroyed.

1) Be sacrificed by a host of strange, mutated animals who hunger for the secrets of STICKING TO THE FUCKING BASSLINE GRID!! and making all their images HIGH RESOLUTION, THEY MUST BE HIGH RESOLUTION!!

2) Be sent back in a time machine to a few hundren, million, gazillion squillion years ago where that meteorite thing hit the world and destroyed the dinosaurs. The Big Man Up Above (aka. God) sent this massive hunk of flaming rock down to kill the dinosaurs because of the fact that they DIDN'T USE PAGE FURNITURE!! SHAME ON THEM!!

3) Be framed with the death of an innocent little bird, and placed infront of an animal rights protest, where it will be ripped to shreds. The animal rights protesters will say they destroyed the evil InDesign because IT HAD TO BE TOLD FOR 3 WEEKS IN A ROW WHAT A COLOUR WAS!! Hang your head in shame InDesign, red and green should NEVER been seen!!

And this was the 3 ways in which I see InDesign being destroyed.
Hope you enjoyed,

Farewell,

:)