Life: Go Compare Guy

There are no real words to portray my hate of this individual. I understand that he is a character that has been created by a multi-national insurance corporation, and they are purely selling a product. But drug dealers are selling their products, and I have no lost love for them either.
He is the epitome of what is wrong with the world. Combine him with the X-Factor, snakes, PDA's (Public Displays of Affection) and socially-inept people, and you might as well hand me the gun now.
Every time this TV advert comes on, I feel the rage spiralling up inside me. The occupants of the room seem to have learnt a method of telekinetic-foresight that allow them to dodge the flying objects that will suddenly hurtle towards the TV with the speed of shit off a shovel.
This is how the situation nearly always ends.

I hate him. He is the bane of my life. I will hunt down the creators of this advert, and destroy them.

Farewell

:)