Looks like things have changed a bit. Currently sat huddling under a blanket, the thought of winter sun keeping me alive and functioning like a normal human being/sub-human student (the reality is in fact: the news is OBSESSED with the idea that its snowing, THE UK WILL GRIND TO A HALT, SALT SUPPLIES WILL RUN OUT....WE CAN'T POSSIBLY DO ANYTHING WITH THIS UNFORGIVING, UNEXPECTED ANTARCTIC BLIZZARD!!) and hoping that I will suddenly inherit some finance from a family member/external source/a leprechaun will take pity on me and hand over his crock of gold with a hug filled with rainbows and plane tickets to a far-away sunny place.
Not going to happen. Its cold, my toes have developed what is professionally called "frost bite" and I call "TURN THE HEATING ON I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING THAT I USE TO MOVE/BALANCE/NOT BE CLASSED AS A WIERD NO-TOED MUTANT!"
Oh well, Boyfriend will be coming soon. He will ensure that I survive the night. Possibly via a) soup, b) hugs or c) showing how manly he really is and burning things to create fire a.k.a The Mortal and Constant Enemy of Cold (I'm hoping for option C to be honest)
Oh well, I am going to try and defrost my limbs so I can move now, going to make a cup of tea and hope I don't die on the way,
Farewell
:)
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